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Opposite Day is every. damn. day.
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I have come to many realizations as the mother of a toddler... and I hope that I am not alone!
1. Vaccuming is a daily event. If not bi-daily.
2. M&Ms DO melt in your hands. on the floor. in the couch. on clothes. in hair.
3. A 30 lb. child can have a 50 lb. diaper.
4. Toilet paper can amuse one for hours. and hours. and hours.
5. Permanent marker on the leather sofa is an accent.
6. Baby wipes can be used for everything.
7. Legos aren't meant to go in a box. or a bin. or any type of container.
8. Crayons are for eating.
9. Five hours of sleep at night is "heaven."
10. French fries belong all over the car.
11. Laundry is never "done."
12. Nicktoons is the only channel on cable.
13. There are 3,452,678.45 ways for your child to ALMOST kill themselves.
14. Each one produces a heart attack.
15. You get everything you want. If not, throw a tantrum in the middle of Target.
16. The stick of the sucker is NOT the part that you hold.
17. If it would make your child stop crying, you would let your child rip a $100 in half.
Not that I am being negative. I mean really. I'm not. Really. I just keep thinking everyday was opposite day. Until I realized it wasn't a cruel trick that was going to end. Two years have gone by. No, it's life.
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| Posted by
and rudeness
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006
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| I completely agree that baby wipes can be used for EVERYTHING! I STILL use them constantly and Ryan is potty trained! (for the most part). Though I have to not agree with the ripping the money in half to get him to stop crying. The crying doesn't bother me. I ignore the tantrums and send him to his room. They now last about 30 seconds since he knows crying doesn't work. But the rest is about right!! Hang in there. It's so worth it when they come up to you and say "I love you mommy". just melts your heart I tell ya.
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Brenda
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September 14, 2006 7:36 AM
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