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I am a girl named Ryan.
Yes, a girl. Always been one... Will ALWAYS be one. I am also a daughter, sister, wife, mother and graphic designer. I blog here to share the stories of how I can some how manage to be all of those titles & SOMEHOW stay sane. If thats what you call it.
If you need me for anything or have a question about something... please email me at ryanikon@gmailDOTcom.
and about rudeness.
and rudeness
of the week.
fastlane rudeness.
You know when your schedule is so busy you dont even have time to stop and think? And you cant even remember what day it is? But all you know is you have to be somewhere NOW and you have to go to the store NOW and you have to drop off something NOW and you have to GO NOW AND DO NOW AND BE NOW! And OMG! I am in the fastlane, been stuck here for 3 days and I dont think I'm getting out for a couple more days.
and rudeness.
and old rudeness.
and find rudeness.

Holy October.
I. HATE. MOVING. Plain and simple. It. sucks. the. big. one.

But it is almost over and we are finally in our new place. And I love it. There are a couple things the hubbie and I are having to overcome... ½ the cabinet space, ½ the closet space... but we are fitting in quite perfectly. Just a couple more boxes to clear out and the pictures to hang.

Monday was my first drive to work from our new place, I took my dear sweet time, it took me an ENTIRE 4 minutes to get there. Hell. YEAH. Twice this week I ran home to get something quick and was back to work in 10 minutes. How freaking sweet is that?
Posted by and rudeness at 6:02 PM
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Wish you could have more sex?
Who needs it. Just go buy a purse. Seriously. Go!

I have had the same hand me down purse for the last 6 years. It's a decent purse but it has one flaw after another. First of all, black in the summer. That's a no-no! Second and most frustrating, the strap NEVER stays on my shoulder. And finally, try to find something in it... NOPE. NEVER!

My purse can make me have a bad day, the moment I touch it.

So this weekend while at Penney's getting a great deal on pants and my FIRST-EVER-OMG!-I-LOVE-IT jean jacket... I decided it was time. I ventured into the purse section and I could hear my own purse pleading with me to not carry out my threats of blowing it into 5,623,569.12 pieces or shoving it into the bottom of the closet. Below all my shoes.

And there she was. 5 minutes. That's right. And I found her. In red.

I have never been happier. I am in love with this purse. It's a Relic that was ON SALE! I can't keep my eyes off of it and I want to go places simply to carry it around. Everything fits in it beautifully, I can find things when they are needed immediately.

I am in love. And I have never been so satisfied to NOT have sex.
Posted by and rudeness at 3:20 PM
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The "S" word in Wisconsin means "SNOW"
Ryan: So Mom, did you hear what is in the forecast for Thursday?

Mom: No, what?

Ryan: Snow. Can you believe it?


Yes, that's right. It's coming. Damnit. So soon. I have been complaining about time (and the lack there of) for 2 weeks and the icing on the cake? SNOW!

Not only is my life flashing before my eyes... so are the seasons. Oy vey.

Better go dig out the shovel and get some salt.
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You hear that? Can you see it? I can't find it. I have lost it again. TIME, ladies and gentlemen... WHERE. HAS. IT. GONE? I can hear it mocking me. I can feel it draining my sanity. I am going to find it. You watch. And I am going to put a choke hold on it.

If you get Time before I do... you send 'em MY way.

Last Saturday we put down the deposit and first months rent on our new apartment. It's finally happening! We have been going crazy trying to get in (because the current resident keeps changing her plans) since the beginning of September. I think if I change my vacation days at work one more time... my boss is going to make me buy everyone new calenders!

Last Sunday my Mom and I went to Chicago to meet my sister for the day. Boy, has it even been a long time since I was in a big city! I may have been a little uncomfortable with all the traffic but I had Starbuck's three times in a six hour period. Hell yeah.
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and prior rudeness.
and daily rudeness.
and cool rudeness.
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