Welcome to my blog. I am a girl named Ryan. Yes, a girl. Always been one... Will ALWAYS be one. I am also a daughter, sister, wife, mother and graphic designer. I blog here to share the stories of how I can some how manage to be all of those titles & SOMEHOW stay sane. If thats what you call it. If you need me for anything or have a question about something... please email me at ryanikon@gmailDOTcom. and about rudeness. 100 Things. View my Blogger Profile. The creation of rudeness. My little Bubba. Mr. Bubba & I. Tidbits of Me, Tuesday. and rudeness of the week. fastlane rudeness. You know when your schedule is so busy you dont even have time to stop and think? And you cant even remember what day it is? But all you know is you have to be somewhere NOW and you have to go to the store NOW and you have to drop off something NOW and you have to GO NOW AND DO NOW AND BE NOW! And OMG! I am in the fastlane, been stuck here for 3 days and I dont think I'm getting out for a couple more days. and rudeness. and old rudeness. May 2006 June 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 October 2007 November 2007 May 2008 and find rudeness. and search for specific rudeness:	Wish you could have more sex? Who needs it. Just go buy a purse. Seriously. Go! I have had the same hand me down purse for the last 6 years. It's a decent purse but it has one flaw after another. First of all, black in the summer. That's a no-no! Second and most frustrating, the strap NEVER stays on my shoulder. And finally, try to find something in it... NOPE. NEVER! My purse can make me have a bad day, the moment I touch it. So this weekend while at Penney's getting a great deal on pants and my FIRST-EVER-OMG!-I-LOVE-IT jean jacket... I decided it was time. I ventured into the purse section and I could hear my own purse pleading with me to not carry out my threats of blowing it into 5,623,569.12 pieces or shoving it into the bottom of the closet. Below all my shoes. And there she was. 5 minutes. That's right. And I found her. In red. I have never been happier. I am in love with this purse. It's a Relic that was ON SALE! I can't keep my eyes off of it and I want to go places simply to carry it around. Everything fits in it beautifully, I can find things when they are needed immediately. I am in love. And I have never been so satisfied to NOT have sex. Posted by and rudeness on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 3:20 PM Post a Comment | Permalink | View Comments LOL Glad you like it! Posted by  Brenda | October 30, 2006 8:22 AM   Post a Comment	and Flickr. www.flickr.com and daily rudeness. Across the Board. A Day in the Life of Amanda Adventures in Baby Fat An Ordinary Mom. Camerons Corner CrAzY MaMa! NEW! Crunchy with Style! Dooce Girl Under Glass That Chick Over There ImGonnaBlogAboutIt It's a Jungle in Here. Joy Unexpected J-N in NJ Law Mommy NEW! Life As I Live It Life Unscripted Mandacakes Mid-Western Family Miss Bitch presents... Mommy Chronicles Mrs. Flinger Pink Sheets Pookeybear NEW! Quarter Life Crisis QuipWhit Simply Nutmeg Snarfle Susiej Temporarily Me This Eclectic Life Crazy World of Tiffany What's a Quirk? and cool rudeness. Blogthings BMI Calculator Calorie Counter Color Pickers Demotivators Fact Monster Joke of the Day. Lorem Ipsum One Sentence Story Right Brain Terrain Snopes! True Mom Confessions True Wife Confessions Wis.dm BONUS!