and rudeness.: Can I make my one phone call please?

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and about rudeness.

and rudeness
of the week.

fastlane rudeness.

You know when your schedule is so busy you dont even have time to stop and think? And you cant even remember what day it is? But all you know is you have to be somewhere NOW and you have to go to the store NOW and you have to drop off something NOW and you have to GO NOW AND DO NOW AND BE NOW! And OMG! I am in the fastlane, been stuck here for 3 days and I dont think I'm getting out for a couple more days.

and rudeness.

and old rudeness.

and find rudeness.

Can I make my one phone call please?

So today is the first time that I am posting from jail... er... work. For some reason I have no problem surfing the web and reading blogs all. day. long. but as I type this, I feel like I am looking at porn. Everytime someone gets up from their desk or comes through the door I instantly freeze and close the window quickly.

Like they would even know what I am doing! Right? RIGHT!? **rolls eyes at self** And its not like I dont have the resolution on my monitor set where everything is so small that, I wouldnt be surprised if I go blind in a couple years.

So why from jail? Well, best I can figure? Murphy did some inventory on the 5.68 millions computer parts occupying every available out-of-site space in my house and noticed that I didnt have a spare monitor cable.

When I sat at my computer last night, everything was gay. I mean pink and purple. Windows is gaaay! Windows is gaaaaay!

After the initial shock and shout to the hubbie, we determined the cable must have just given out. You know, on the monitor I just bought. So he fished through our mountain-O-parts and we both silently cursed Murphy when we realized, THAT'S the ONE! part we dont have. Figures!

And at first I thought, hey no problem, I can deal with a rainbow colored gay ass Windows screen, but the graphic designer, OCD took over and I shut my computer down.

So I am broke down on the side of the road right now with a flat spare, but dont let that fool yeah, not even jail can stop me!

Posted by and rudeness on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 at 1:11 PM
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LOL Figures...it's always the one part you don't have that you need. Hope you get it fixed soon!
Posted by Anonymous	\|	December 08, 2006 8:25 AM