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I am a girl named Ryan.
Yes, a girl. Always been one... Will ALWAYS be one. I am also a daughter, sister, wife, mother and graphic designer. I blog here to share the stories of how I can some how manage to be all of those titles & SOMEHOW stay sane. If thats what you call it.
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and about rudeness.
and rudeness
of the week.
fastlane rudeness.
You know when your schedule is so busy you dont even have time to stop and think? And you cant even remember what day it is? But all you know is you have to be somewhere NOW and you have to go to the store NOW and you have to drop off something NOW and you have to GO NOW AND DO NOW AND BE NOW! And OMG! I am in the fastlane, been stuck here for 3 days and I dont think I'm getting out for a couple more days.
and rudeness.
and old rudeness.
and find rudeness.

If she is already doing this at 2... What in the world is 16 going to be like?
Last night Bubba and I went to see my parents and just spent some time with them... you know, when I wasnt about to die. Makes the time together a little more enjoyable!

Well Mom wanted to go the to mall and get an outfit for her plane ride to Austria. That's right. My parents are going overseas to visit my sister in Austria for 2 weeks. Talk about JEALOUS!

So we go to the mall and are in a clothing store. Mom is looking through the racks and I am chasing Bubba all over the store. In the second my Mom asked me what I thought about a shirt Bubba ran out of the store. I was quickly looking around for her when a lady walks into the front of the store and loudly asks if anyone has a little boy or girl?

Well, goddamnit, I put her in a PINK dress with tights and little PINK shoes and you cant tell if SHE is a girl... I dont know WHAT ELSE I COULD POSSIBLY DO!!

So I run out of the store to see that my little girl has found herself a boy. She. is. two. years. old. Runs away from her Mommy. Cause she found a boy.

Good heavens. Last time I put my little girl in a dress and tights.

So much for keeping my blood pressure down.

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Posted by and rudeness on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 3:25 PM
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Good thing you didn't put her in that hooker outfit this time!
Posted by Blogger MandaCakes | March 28, 2007 3:38 PM  
They start early, yes?
Posted by Blogger That Chick Over There | March 28, 2007 7:59 PM  
LOL That's too cute!! Yeah, she's going to be a heartbreaker!! Watch out!
Posted by Blogger Brenda | March 29, 2007 7:00 AM  
Ha! Cute story. She's gonna be trouble.
Posted by Blogger Heidi | March 29, 2007 12:08 PM  
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