and rudeness.: Random things heard from our household yesterday

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and about rudeness.

and rudeness
of the week.

fastlane rudeness.

You know when your schedule is so busy you dont even have time to stop and think? And you cant even remember what day it is? But all you know is you have to be somewhere NOW and you have to go to the store NOW and you have to drop off something NOW and you have to GO NOW AND DO NOW AND BE NOW! And OMG! I am in the fastlane, been stuck here for 3 days and I dont think I'm getting out for a couple more days.

and rudeness.

and old rudeness.

and find rudeness.

Random things heard from our household yesterday

Bubba: "I want macaroni and cheese for breakfast!"
And you know what... that is EXACTLY what she had too.

Me to Husband: "I need to pick up Q-tips and ketchup from the store... think I should buy some condoms too and freak out the cashier AGAIN?"
I swear, I buy the weirdest shit together sometimes. And its not really planned that way. Its usually the 2 or 3 things I forget and have to go back for. Cause I NEVER get everything I need to first go round. Can I get an amen to that?

Bubba: "Momma, I wanna go to college."
I dont know where she got this phrase. Or when she learned the word "college" but she reassured me about 4.8 million times she was going to CAAAH-llege. She makes me so proud!

Husband: "...then we will just put our all of our savings towards Target."
That's right girls. THATS EXACTLY WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO HEAR! Especially when sitting down and working on the bills.

Me to my Mechanic: "Yeah, I could drive my other car but I feel like a sexy soccer Mom in my van."
Do I need to explain myself on this one?

Posted by and rudeness on Thursday, July 12, 2007 at 7:01 AM
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Sexy soccer mom lol.
Posted by Denise	\|	July 12, 2007 8:17 AM


Wow, Bubba is starting early huh? She hasn't even hit kindergarden yet and she's already planning her future! Too cute.
Posted by Anonymous	\|	July 12, 2007 10:11 AM


I am all about pizza, noodles, PB&J's for breakfast. You cannot tell me they are any worse than those delicious Toaster Streudels. Way to rock the mini van!
Posted by AnnieM	\|	July 12, 2007 3:23 PM


Amen to that! Grocery shopping can be so complicated.
Posted by Jolynn	\|	July 13, 2007 9:57 AM


My daughter told me she wants to be a diva. So...what your child said was much, much better.
Posted by That Chick Over There	\|	July 13, 2007 4:23 PM


We sometimes have things like mac and cheese for breakfast. In fact, we've got the good part of a pizza left in the fridge and that just might very well be breakfast today. Too cute on the college thing. My son said he wants to be a warrior.
Posted by Natalie	\|	July 14, 2007 9:15 AM


AMEN! Get everything in one trip to the store - is that even possible?! And pouring all savings toward Target - Amen to that too!!
Posted by Anonymous	\|	July 15, 2007 6:55 AM